BEST DAMN CAJUN TOUR
Pardon our progress, Y’all! We’re still adding to this site.
Bonjour les Cousins!
Welcome to Louisiana.
It’s hot sometimes, but we have cool stuff here.
Sure, you could just go through this website get amazing ideas, and take yourself on the Best Damn Cajun Tour. We built it that way on purpose. We WANT you to see the amazing stuff we have here.
(A mentor told us this was a terrible business plan - It absolutely is.)
HOWEVER, WHEN YOU BOOK WITH US:
•You’ll get more than you paid for. There’s a 98% chance of that. Cajuns are givers. Cajuns are huggers. Cajuns are here for the party, too. We want you to have a great time - Not so you’ll tell your friend, that will happen naturally - but because we LOVE living in Louisiana and we LOVE showing her off.
•You’ll get 25 years worth of knowing how to spoil our guests rotten.
•You’ll be welcomed with the enthusiasm and love you get from that aunt who still sends you $5 for your birthday.
•You’ll get High Fives when you finally pronounce “Atchafalaya” correctly. (You know you just tried it).
•You’ll get chauffeured around like a rock star. No Google Maps needed! Enjoy our traffic in style.
•You’ll have a team so invested in the success of your trip, even the Moms will relax enough to have fun. Sending their teenagers back to us for Spring Break because we’re parents, too.
•You’ll get some milk out of the “SNOCK” [Spice Neutralizing Over-Confidant Kit]. We pack that. For that guy. There’s always that cocky guy, from (Enter ANY State), who thinks he can handle the bottle WE would never taste. The one labeled “WARNING: CONTENTS INCLUDE MOLTEN LAVA.” And his poor wife is yelling at him: “ “(Husband), NO! Don’t you DARE ruin the rest of this trip like you ruined Cozumel!” BUT we swoop in, [after we let him punish himself a little] like superhero-cows with a cold glass of milk to counteract the capsaicin. TAH D…AHHHH. The wife hugs us as her PTSD starts to wane (Pepperized Traumatic Stress Duress). The other guests clap, and your guide curtseys. Sound Familiar? Ask us how we know.
… Okay we got carried away there. Sorry.
WARNING: If you do NOT like ANIMATED people, especially Tour Guides, this is not the tour for you. It’s in the Waiver, too. Our main Host is known for spontaneously showing up in costume without reason other than “It’s Wednesday!”.
Tutus are optional, but always welcome!
Our “Why”
We are working on getting our 503(c)(3) for our nonprofit, GAME* Gives Back.
GAME Gives Back is a project we are growing to help kids (and their parents) who are neurodivergent, who are often bullied, don’t “fit in” and/or that kid who sits alone in their room and never wants to do anything. Especially that kid.
We have spent nearly 60 years living with kids like this and we know the struggle. We want to build a place where they can be part of something with their peers. Where they can be themselves. Where they can grow.
*GAME(Growing Adventuring Minds Everyday)